PUTIN, SCHMUTIN. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
— OPINION by Bass Manski — SHARE if you agree —
Putin: So Donald, what did you want to talk about?
Trump: Well first, we need to stave off the witch-hunt regarding this collusion crap.
Putin: Haha, yes Donald, you certainly have some, hmmm, what’s the word? ah yes, dickheads in your government.
Trump: You and I know there was no collusion or meddling, but they’re out to screw me and the American people in the process.
Putin: Donny, why haven’t you charged Soros with treason like we have, and banish him from your country???
Trump: Sessions is working on it. We’re close. Hilary first, then Obama, then Soros.
Putin: Good. So, how about this Donny? We’ll say that you pressed me several times on the election meddling, and I denied it an equal number of times, and we found ourselves in a Mexican stand-off.
Trump: Vladimir, I don’t think the phase “Mexican stand-off” is politically correct.
Putin: Donny, Donny, this is Russia, hahaha! That said, what do you REALLY want to talk about?
Trump: I think you know my friend. How do we and our governments work together to end ISIS, and to expose and end the global child-sex-trafficking industry?
Putin: You took the words right out of my mouth my friend. Let us begin.