PUTIN, SCHMUTIN. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

PUTIN, SCHMUTIN.  ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

— OPINION by Bass Manski — SHARE if you agree —

Putin:    So Donald, what did you want to talk about?

Trump:  Well first, we need to stave off the witch-hunt regarding this collusion crap.

Putin:    Haha, yes Donald, you certainly have some, hmmm, what’s the word? ah yes, dickheads in your government.

Trump:  You and I know there was no collusion or meddling, but they’re out to screw me and the American people in the process.

Putin:    Donny, why haven’t you charged Soros with treason like we have, and banish him from your country???

Trump:  Sessions is working on it.  We’re close.  Hilary first, then Obama, then Soros.

Putin:    Good.  So, how about this Donny?  We’ll say that you pressed me several times on the election meddling, and I denied it an equal number of times, and we found ourselves in a Mexican stand-off.

Trump:  Vladimir, I don’t think the phase “Mexican stand-off” is politically correct.

Putin:    Donny, Donny, this is Russia, hahaha!  That said, what do you REALLY want to talk about?

Trump:  I think you know my friend.  How do we and our governments work together to end ISIS, and to expose and end the global child-sex-trafficking industry?

Putin:    You took the words right out of my mouth my friend.  Let us begin.