An American Conversation

An American Conversation

OLD AMERICAN: “I think I’ll go for a walk.”
New American: “You’re a racist!”

OLD AMERICAN: “Or maybe I’ll eat a piece of apple pie.”
New American: “You’re a xenophobe!”

OLD AMERICAN: “Actually, I’ll just take my dog for a walk.”
New American: “You’re a homophobe!”

OLD AMERICAN to New American: “I’m sorry, but do we know each other?”
New American: “No.”

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